To the football player at MSU who got bitch slapped by his ex girlfriend at that party the other night... you're a pussy and piece of shit. She deserves so much better than your dumb ass.

to the guy at the gym around 2 today who decided he would come WATCH his buddy work out (nope, just chillin' on the 2nd floor, not even dressed for the gym): The rest of us would probably really appreciate it if you didn't sit on the equipment we might like to actually utilize while checking your instagram, and making me personally feel generally really uncomfortable by staring at me doing my workout! The gym is for working out dude, seriously tho-

Watching Lion King stoned and by myself. So single. I just want to find my Nala! Haha

I'm not sure if this will get read. But, Mariah-Jodeane Carey, I still love you.

OK seriously who is the muscly boy I see lounging around the mall on sunny days wearing a Marcel Proust shirt and cowboy boots? I wish I knew what he was thinkin' bout. Ya I'd smoke you harder than you smoke your e-cigarettes! hmu if you want to talk literature.

powered by an eight ball of cocaine, me and my friend drove to the golden dragon strip club in portland oregon, arriving at 2 am. my confession- i spent 140 dollars on grimy lapdances (all of my money) and my friend (with 400 in his pocket) convinces a sexy asian stripper to suck his dick for 60 dollars. fuck. if you know who i am, shush.

So I know there's plenty of other car enthusiasts in town, shit there's two identical STi's to my own here, but anyone wanna set up a cruise some evening? So many roads to travel, and I need other cars to fuck around with. Comment on this and let's set somethin up.

I have been sending in fake posts that friends and I came up with and they never get posted starting to think someone I know runs this or we should of wrote funnier ones lol