I am in love with Karlie Drinen. She is so fucking beautiful!!

My guitar has gotten me laid zero times in my three years at MSU.

Im not a doctor, but i play one in bed.

Thank you to the drunk guy at the brewed awakening who forgot to order with soy...you made my night!!!!!

So I have an extra ticket to Sasquatch this summer, memorial day weekend and the line-up is unreal: Mumford and Sons, the Lumineers, Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, Cake, and many, many more. I'm willing to sell it for $600 or best offer, just leave a comment saying you're interested!

Why are guys such douche bags. Don't lie to me for months, cheat on me and then make it seem like its my fault. OH and then talk shit about me. Where are all the nice guys who actually respect girls.

I like big butts an I can not lie

I slept with my co-worker thinking he would have the decency to not sleep with me around the corner from his roommate if he was still with his girlfriend. The next day I found out I was very wrong. Thanks, a-hole, I really wanted to be the other woman and I'm sure your girlfriend would love to hear that you cheated.