The only thing more bipolar than the women in montana is the weather.

I don't drink a whole lot, but I enjoy having a good time if it's good alcohol and not the cheap stuff, and I am a fairly big guy who can hold my liquor pretty well. However, during the last part of the semester, sleep deprivation and stress always get me to this point where if I sit down and have one beer I end up just falling asleep. FML.

so many people wonder how an awesome, beautiful, down to earth girl like me is single. well here's the reason. guys look passed me because i'm not a slut and won't give it up easily, they're too damn lazy to get to know me because they know i'm different just by the way i look and act and that scares them

Today, I was about to confess my crush for this gorgeous guy in my class on here, but instead I talked to him. But then I just posted this confession. So either way I still confessed something. Whatever.

I love the movie "Galaxy Quest".

No matter how many blankets I add to keep warm and no matter how many extra pillows I sleep with, it still doesn't make up for the fact that you aren't with me anymore. I hate the fact that you might be laying in bed with another girl right now when you should be here with me.

I saw my roommate's dick, so I had to show him mine to restore order to the universe.

Guys always say "there's that one girl that screws us over which makes us turn into douche bags." Well, same goes for us girls, there's that one guy that turns us into the typical confusing ass bitch that screws over the nice guys. Everyone understand why girls are confusing and guys are douche bags now?