I've kissed the same girl more times than any guy combined.. Woops.

girl in Hapner and your sexy football boyfriend. Please fight about your issues at a different time. It's 1 in the morning,you are loud as shit and I don't need to be hearing your relationship problems. I can hear EVERY DARN WORD please just forgive him so i can rest he sounds really sincere about not lying to you anymore

I love to masterbate. I do it at least every other day, sometimes more than once a day... Middle of the day or night, whatever. Oh yeah. I'm a girl. This virgin has to be pleasured somehow!

Fuck those fucking ducks, I hate those birds so much if I had the chance I would kill EVERY ONE of them!!!

Katie and Kayla, we played pool at the Molly Brown on this wonderful wednesday night, I just wanted to say that you are both gorgeous and very interesting people. Katie, don't be so shy, you have a beautiful smile and awesome hair; I'm sure you have some cool stories to tell and I'd have liked to hear them. And Kayla, keep rockin out with your cock out, I love that confident outgoing personality and faint southern twang. Maybe I let you win? Ever think of that?

Am I the only one who tokes a joint right before I go to the gym?? wake n bake everyday and I've still got a six pack

My confession: I need something worth fighting for...

http://youtu.be/hbsdlSpA2GU