To the cashier who gave me free coffee: you made my day, thank you!

to the woman playing the piano in leigh lounge: STOP. we are students trying to nap. shut the hell up.

So I've been in a pretty rough relationship the last few months. Like she just doesn't respect the effort I put into her, and consistently beats me down. She's really into bondage, and there have been times where I haven't been able to walk after she's bent me over (messed up, right?). But I just need her so much that I have been putting up with it, and I try to respect her even when she's just shitting all over me. This week, however, it's come to a head. I just can't take it anymore. So this morning, I went and let her do me the way she likes to do, and I didn't even tell her that it was going to be our goodbye session. I walked out, and just like that, it's over.

LOL yeah right: school's out for summer, kids!!!

Finals Week: The only time half the student population uses the 3rd floor of the library.

To this guy I met on campus today, I was being friendly to start saying hi and I can see you were there playing it cool. Quite acting like a douchebag because you looked like an idiot.

Dear MSU professors, PLEASE don't make us buy books for a ridiculous amount when we never even use the book. Sincerely, broke and pissed off college student. PS. not to mention that we can't take back that useless expensive book.

Perks of the single life, you can be fucking lazy!

Sometimes I wish I had a book I could quote. Like Christians use the Bible; I mean I guess I could use "The God Delusion" but then that apparently makes me an asshole who is inconsiderate of other people's beliefs. #atheistproblems