Last night you held me in your sleep and all I could do was smile at you and trace the tattoo on your hand.

so I've been friend zoned... and climbing my way out, slowly but surely, but the only time this female takes any interest in me is when she's in a relationship, she's cool as hell but if someone is willing to cheat with you, wouldn't they be willing to cheat on you too? I could use an outside the box perspective please

Seriously people, parking sucks as is. So don't park in other people's parking spots!!! Second warning... I'm a nice person but this is getting annoying!!

One of my roommates is always so excited about the most stupid shit it's so annoying. She talks way too much and acts way cooler than she actually is. I can't wait to move out in August.

Went home from the bars with my friend and his friend (girl). The three of us went and hung out on the trampoline to watch the stars in my backyard. He passed out and I ended up having sex on the trampoline with our buddy passed out next to us.

Sometimes when I'm at other peoples houses, I turned the sink faucet on and let it run for a few seconds in the bathroom after i've pissed just so people think i washed my hands when I don't

How exactly am I supposed to get everything finished for the semester if all I want to do is compulsively watch Sons of Anarchy and masturbate?

Does anyone in PSY 100 with Barnes know if the final is made up of new questions from the first 3 Exam topics or selected questions from the first 3? Thanks!