#24690 I kinda wish whenever I get drunk that I decide to drink enough to kill me.

#24689 Thinking about switching my major to fish and wildlife. Thoughts from people who are in the major??

#24688 I poop and read confessions at the same time.

#24687 To everyone who is extremely frustrated, like myself, with Neurophysiology, I encourage you to go and talk to the department head. The more people that go and complain to her, the more likely they will realize what a shit show the class is, and a complete waste of our money.

#24686 I only care about people for sex(regardless of gender), does that make me a bad person?

#24685 What do you call a cat launcher?






What is a catapult!

#24684 I feel embarrassed whenever I get a workout boner.

#24683 Dear Roommate,

You are legitimately the worst person I've ever lived with. I thought the stoner ski bum I lived with before you go was rough but you make him look like a saint. You are lazy, disgusting, and intrusive; I didn't ask you to move in with me because I wanted a friend, I did it purely because I didn't want to pay the full price of my rent which in hindsight I would gladly pay to be rid of you. You are a twenty something college graduate! At some point you need to grow up. I'm sorry you're big bad engineering degree didn't get you anywhere. Maybe you should have actually worked and done an internship while you were in college because just having a degree guarantees you nothing but debt. I would also like to point out the beautiful irony that my biology degree I'm working on that you scoffed at as useless has already led to me working professionally in my field and I haven't even graduated. I get that it sucks working in the service industry and this is clearly the first job you've ever actually had but get over yourself you are not "too smart" to work in food service like you said you are. You are an entitled brat who is facing the real world for the first time whom was clearly unprepared for life after mom and dads support and college. So clean up after yourself like an adult and stop getting drunk and trying to hook up with me. It's not that you're not attractive it's because you are a worthless human being.