#25372 Just fucking smashed my food scale because it kept shutting off even though I put brand new batteries in it. All I can say is that letting go of anger in one big explosion of violent rage feels fucking CATHARTIC. Glad I got that out of my system.

#25371 Rhetorical question here: What is harder to find: Waldo or the G-spot?

#25370 What if someone changed the contacts on a guy's phone as a prank, the contacts switched being "gf" and "sidechick".

#25369 They call it gorilla glue because Harambe was metaphorically the glue that held this nation together

#25368 For fucks sake let the people that are currently in class leave before you come in and use the correct fucking door. I'm talking to you Gains 101 people.

#25367 I'm a week in and I'm already dependent on weed and alcohol to go to sleep at night, and coffee and cigarettes to keep me awake during the day. I walk between classes and work like a zombie and then lie in bed awake all night hating myself for not being able to sleep. I truly enjoy all my classes (except you gis 384, fuck you) and my job, but I forget half the shit I need to do and I'm fucking over it all. You'd think I would have figured it out by my last semester of school. Why have I not gone into the woods forever yet? Apologies to anyone who read through this bitching, you probably have bigger problems than me.

#25366 I am afraid that I am pregnant and I do not know where to go to get tested. I am so scared and just want to find a place that will be confidential and helpful.

#25365 Where can I get a good quality, not-too-expensive nose ring in town? I can finally change the piercing but have no idea where to get one.