#24721 So far this year, I've been burned,electrocuted, found out my "girlfriend" gave me herpes. I no longer play music in a band. Failed two classes. Got fired from a job. Can't find a New job related to my degree. I have minimal friends and even fewer I can trust and can't even talk to anyone because I have an std that's permanent. I mean I feel like I should have caught a break by now but I must be the biggest piece of shit to deserve what I've gotten.....
I'll take the help I can get

#24720 Did anyone see that guy get sucker punched at fiesta mexicana? Idk what that was about but the guy who got punched didn't seem like it fazed him at all! That's the guy you don't fuck with obviously you can't knock him out.

#24719 The only reason I have a mustache is to keep the smell of her pussy right under my nose.

#24777 If I don't learn how to have a conversation and smile I'm going to be alone forever; because at this point all I come across as is "asshole". But at least I know, and isn't that the first step?

#24776 A lot of folks post about wanting a gal or fella and they tend not to realize their desires are a little unrealistic, as their list of preferences in their partner get super specific. All I really want is a gal that doesn't mind cuddling on the couch and agrees with me on the wonders of not wearing pants. I feel like that's pretty simple. Ladies get at me.

#24775 Anyone know where a person can sell their bone marrow?

#24774 god having anxiety sucks

#24773 I feel like my parents are more disappointed in me for being an atheist than my brother for robbing a convenience store at gunpoint.

That's fucked up.