Tuesday, 01 December 2015 01:44 PM
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#24821 The super nice older guy that used to drive the Upstream late bus left. I was sad at first, but last weekend I found he's been replaced by a super cute brunette girl who I think I had art history with.
Are you single!?
Tuesday, 01 December 2015 03:45 AM
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#24728 I get all of my fashion ideas from Zoolander, I'm scared to see what they come up with in the sequel...
Tuesday, 01 December 2015 03:28 AM
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#24727 Brick killed a guy with a trident...
Monday, 30 November 2015 07:40 PM
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#24726 That moment when you finally at long last lose your virginity, the girl lets you listen to "I Just Had Sex" by Lonely Island when it was over, AND she buys you a Baconator afterwards.
#Winning
Saturday, 28 November 2015 02:57 AM
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#24725 I am immensely conflicted about being a virgin. 90% of the time I'm okay with being a virgin. 10% of the time? Not so much. Despite being terrified of sex, there are times when I'd love to have a sex partner. Currently in the 10% mindset rn. Sigh.
Friday, 27 November 2015 06:07 PM
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#24724 The next guy who complains about the friendzone gets stepson zoned. That's right. I will straight up marry your daddy and make you my step son
Friday, 27 November 2015 04:25 PM
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#24723 I feel like no one cares about me and I could die and other than my parents and siblings no one would notice.
Wednesday, 25 November 2015 05:04 PM
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#24722 the grizzlies are unstopable in and out of the bedroom