#24861 Craziest thing just happened. The fact I can see it as an excuse independent and a few weeks ago and I have don't have a great way for a few weeks and months I love have to go back in a while few days you can't get over how much I love it. I don't have to a new phone case is on a date for homecoming court and a half hour of my favorite song on this page is not the best. The only thing I would have like a on my phone and it is not the same thing to say it to be a great deal job of a new song and cut off my chest.

#24860 My bf works nights and sometimes I spend the night until he comes home. Last night his mom was unaware I was there because she and her bf were having really loud sex. This went on for like 40 minutes. I couldnt say anything at all. The moment my bf got home he ran into his mom in the kitchen and casually said oh btw mom, ____ is spending the night I forgot to tell you hah. Sorry. This morning i took a bunch of medicine and am playing it off like i am sick and knocked out. this way his mom wont be embarrassed that i heard her nasty moans. omg idk. i cant look at her bf the same way. i mean im glad shes living a good life in her 50s but eww. do i tell him or take this to the grave?

#24859 My fish tank is cooler than your fish tank. FACT.

#24858 I look like the wrong and of an asshole. Slap my left thigh and call me bearded haggrid because I'm feelinnn frosty!

#24857 Try to last for more than 2 minutes.

#24856 Charlie, I saw you in a parking lot. Please love me!

#24855 I peez wine and shit victory!

#24854 I just took an enormous dump. You should have seen the size of this thing. It had to be like 10 lbs. It smelled like diarrhea but it was totally solid. Now I feel great. I should eat more saorkrout.