#24893 Female Montanan Tinder profile requirements (apparently):
1. Picture of you riding a horse.
2. Picture of you kissing/pretending to kiss a fish (non-negotiable. Everyone has that for some fucking reason)
3. Another picture riding a horse, or just the horse itself
4. "I'm a country girl. If you're but into country music, don't bother swiping right. "
5. "I probably swiped right for your dog"
6. "My friends made this for me"
7. "I want someone to drink a beer with then go to church"

I would guess about 80% of the girls on tinder have at least 4 of these. If that's your thing, fine, but I'd like to see at least a little more originality. I'm sure there's an equivalent list for guys, unfortunately

#24892 It's a bit shitty when no one really cares after you bring up how you wanna die and will probably die by suicide.

#24891 I don't like being single. Guys sometimes need more obvious signals from ladies signifying being single than they usually give. Also, being anti/selectively social can suck too.

#24890 I have a secret desire to strap-on fuck my boyfriend. I think it would be really hot.

#24889 To the kid helping me study for the A&P practical that I briefly met in Johnson today, call me!

#24888 I had a full month family emergency that completely killed my semester, was unable to complete almost all my classes. When I reached out to the school for help, I was essentially ignored OR given a response akin to "well go home and make a tiny house out of those now-worthless textbooks, because we're still charging you for the full semester plus some fees for kicks". I went to a score of offices and explained my personal trajedy to as many complete strangers only to have wasted much time and embarassment on people who claimed to be there to support students.

#24887 Even faraway, MSU never leaves our thoughts

#24886 The Turkish girls in engineering are sooo fine holy hell..