#25020 That moment your roommate starts hitching because they think they pickup up after everyone but in reallity they make the biggest mess.

#25019 Learn to fucking park when their is snow out. Just because you can't see the lines doesn't mean you can now park with half a car in between you and another car. More cars can fit if you all learn to fucking drive. Also. If I'm walking to a lot or through one. Stop yelling at me to take my spot. Bunch of bitches.

#25018 People on Montana State Snaps are just dumbasses who want you to know they fuck, do weed, and drink. And it's an excuse for girls to be slutty. So thank you. As I tap through the random guys I don't care about. I am screenshot you slutty girls and masturbate my fat ass off to your titties. For that. I thank you.

#25017 I am not homophobic. Never have been. I was "corrected" the other day on lesbian and gay sex. I was told that it is just sex. You don't put the word lesbian or gay in front. Now I'm confused. I grew up with the understanding that sex means a penis gets inserted into a vagina. I was taught that "eating out" is a one person using thei mouth and tongue on a women's vagina. Anal sex would be a penis into the butthole. Those are the definitions in a heterosexual couple. Why do they change for lesbians or a gay male couple. You do you. Date. Marry who you want. I just don't get it. It don't make no sense.

#25016 You know, the more I read these confessions, the more I realize that waaaay to many people give too many shits about the small stuff. So here's a few tried and true rules of wisdom to live by.

- Life gave you two ears and one mouth. I think that says it all right there.

- Your religion isn't anyone's business. Your political stance isn't anyone's business. Your sex life isn't anyone's business, but if you're gonna talk about it, expect opposition. That's life. There are 7 billion people in the world and most of them probably think differently than you do.

- Most people are assholes. Hell, you're probably kind of an asshole. Me too. Nobody gets to adulthood without at least some dings and scratches. Everyone has their reasons for being the way they are too and that can be hard to change.

- Do what you love, not what you think will make you a ton of money. Money's temporary, man, and trust me you'd rather be happy.

- If you're being petty with other people, expect them to be petty with you. Nice things tend to happen to nice people. Smiles help.

- Annnnnd I'm tired. More later? Probably not. The above should be common sense, but that ain't so common anymore.

#25015 Recently I was in an interview and I was asked a question regarding how patient I am. I told him that I watched a whole 30 minute porn video WITHOUT SKIPPING. I think I aced that one.

#25014 I need some help. I've been living in the dorms for 3 years and would like to move off campus next semester. I have no idea where to start though? How soon do I start looking for a place? I don't really have people I could live with so do I just try to find an open spot somewhere? Do I use Craigslist? Help!!

#25013 I'd like to thank whoever came to my house during the party last night and stole my xbox controller. That's pretty cool man. We just wanted to have a good time and you go into my room and stole my shit. Thanks again.