#25031 Just about everyone will disagree with me...gum is gross...it's nasty.... It's just you chewing loudly with you're mouth open.

#25027 How hard is it for people to follow through on plans that were made? I have been blown off or had plans change at the last second by so many people, both friends and women that I've met, and so many times that it has come to the point where I've just come to expect it to happen every time and it makes it really hard to trust people at all. It also doesn't help that I'm trying to deal with depression so thank you, thank you to all who contribute to making me feel like shit for no reason at all.

#25026 (Jan 26) Whoever is responsible for the banana on my car door in the Plant Sciences parking lot...please reveal yourself because I'm pretty sure you're my soul mate. When you're ready, come and get it.

#25025 Born too late to explore the Earth
Born too soon to explore the galaxy
Born just in time to POST DANK MEMES

#25024 I got a confession. Something came in the mail today.

#25023 That moment when you find out your friends are too busy and you can't find single ladies.

#25022 I love drinking white chocolate mochas at Citybrew.

#25021 Every time I talk to any girl I'm interested in I get like one sentence out before I have to take a break to appreciate the stupidity of what just came out of my mouth. Puts a lot of long awkward pauses in our conversations.