So, for over a decade I have felt really weird about my body and I was kind of wondering if at the university they have like psychologists or something that you can go to and talk about gender issues and such?

My Sims have better luck with relationships than I do.

My study tip for you: stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go for a drive. Drive to the airport. Get on a plane. Never come back.

So, a bunch of people are super mad about the irreparable damage Greenpeace did to the Nazca lines, but you know what will be irreparably damaged(at least to humans) if we keep having our thumbs in our ass about governments curbing their carbon emissions? The fucking earth. They absolutely did the right thing to spread the word that people should do more about the environment.

I liked you... a lot. Even the first day we met. But my past messed things up between us. You said you would give me another chance but instead you went back to your ex. Now I will wait until the day that you break up again and you are mine. Sorry if that sounds creepy but this is just true love.

I was a shit show and a half last night at the bars

Is it weird that my shits are now starting to smell like my dogs' shits?!?!!!??

Every time I come my skin gets all blotchy and red.. Is this normal?