I lost your car, help me find what it looks like?!

I just discovered something incredible. Erotic podcasts! Holy shit. I listened to one with a chick sucking me, a femdom giving me a strapon, and I'm listening to one on cross dressing while I'm typing this!

Nude naps are the best naps

Mahalia is pretty good looking and also seems like a very nice person. Way to go and stay classy!

Guy from Alaska that I met Monday of finals week at the Bacchus and again outside the bars Friday night. I was very intoxicated both times I met you so I have no idea if you even told me your name or not. I just know you're from anchorage and you're hot...or at least my beer goggles think so. Let's grab a beer?

Why is it that whenever you have to shit the most it's in public? Why is it that whenever you have to shit in public there's someone in the bathroom already. Reading the paper and taking their sweet time shitting. I want to know on the door. Say "Hey! Gotta fricken shit sir, gonna shit my pants bitch!" I wish I was able to do that. Morale of the story never procrastinate.

I am at that awkward stage in my life where I'm too young to be an adult but too old for childish shit.

To the blonde that was working at spectators 12/12, you are absolutely beautiful. I hope the all the eye contact was more then just good service.