#21962 I care about few things in life: My friends, family and skiing.

#21961 Hey all you freshman who got like a 3.5 gpa this semester, it won't stay that high for long.

#21960 One day i was walking in yellowstone approximately 15 miles south of Lake yellowstone. I was with two friends when we came across a sleeping pack of wolves. After evading the sleeping wolves we started hiking towards the road only to be attacked by a Mountain Lion! I stomped that cat in the neck and stood up in triumph only to realize that it had survived! Attacking me again I pinned the cat up against a wall only to realize that she had morphed into a sexy effeminate mountain lioness. The fire in her eyes stared deep into my soul, grabbing my heart with her gentle, yet powerful claws. we hit the dirt, this time enthralled in each eachothers passionate infatuation. Later we met a Ranger who forbade our actions as an act of nature. However this did not prevent us from engaging in one last act of forbidden love behind a guardrail. Then i woke up.

Does this make me one of those furry people?

#21959 I had a dream the I had sex with my boss. It was really hot. I even woke up wet. Now if it actually happens, I'd love that sooooo much.

#21958 That feeling when you wake up on your kitchen floor at 5 AM all bloody and you have no idea how you got there or what even happened to you

#21957 One day I'll go soar with the space pandas through the interstellar mushroom fields but today I will merely have to live with hopping with rainbow gazelles through downtown Bangkok. The world, she is cruel.

#21956 I had a TA named Gerrit for my economics class.. Damn was he attractive, not to mention very smart, wish I could tell him now that the semester is over.

#21955 All I want for Christmas is more carols with blast beats.