#21983 Girls do this weird thing where if they're pooping when you enter the bathroom they will be silent until you leave... I guess hoping you won't even know they're there? We can see your feet we know you're awkwardly frozen on the toilet.

#21991 I know I am crazy. I just do not know how to stop. I have somehow managed to get myself in an emotionally abusive relationship. It didn't start out that way but a series of horrible life events have changed the person I love. I then proceeded to start an affair with another person. I think this was in someway a release from my ungodly workload and other draining relationship. Now I feel like a total asshole because I am cheating on someone I love, whom is already hurt from said tragic events. On top of juggling my two lives and horrific amount of work I have been feeding an oxycotton addiction that is starting to scare me. I don't even mind throwing up for hours on it. I find it enjoyable compared to the rest of my shit life. When I am not strung out from smoking pills I spend the week cranked out on adderall to keep up with working 14+ hour days 6 days a week in an extremely difficult field. After all of this I am far far below the poverty line without time to make money. I am sure my money issues are not helped by my addictions. I have started to cut up my wrists. I honestly do not know why. It is not like I really want to die, something about all that blood just makes me feel better. I wonder if my friends buy my excuses for why I have to wear large bandages all the way down both arms. It feels like no matter how hard I work I can never stay a float. I am always drowning in work, bills and failure. My parents never even acknowledge how much I do for so little. They treat me like I am stupid, because my grades do not reflect my intelligence. I have had a few very rough semesters that involved assault and abortion. All of that made my grades DROP and everyone in the department thinks I am a fool. but they do not know me or what I have been through. Now If I am not distracted with work or on oxycotton it feels like I cannot breath like I am going to have a heart attack and die. I dont know how the fuck to fix anything at this point. I do not fit in anywhere. I have no outlet. I am a guilty cheating, lying, coward, who is failing at literally everything you can possibly fail at and I have no idea what I am doing with my life. help...

#21982 Don't get me wrong, I love being in college, but I can't wait for the time when I get to be a dad, a husband, get out in the real world and make a name for myself

#21981 To the girl with the pink helmet who rides the little XT250, keep doin' what you're doin! We should rip sometime!

#21980 I think I realized my calling about 15 years too late.

#21979 Some days I feel smart enough to cure cancer, AIDs and figure out world peace. Other days, I have to ask Siri how to spell "cat".

#21978 You're not a true skier, until you get a boner from a good powder day.

#21977 I just had an epiphany, I actually really hate my parents.