#22122 i'm drunk right now. Hakuna mavodka and to all a good night

#22121 I got drunk and threw up on my friend's cat once. Now it doesn't like me.

#22120 For all of you dinguses who feel entitled to a relationship because you don't consider yourself a complete asshole, stop. Stop falling in to the 'nice guy' mentality. It's harmful to everyone involved. If you're truly a nice guy, you'll meet someone someday probably. I'm with my boyfriend because he's the kindest, most genuine person I've ever met and that, along with many other things, made me like him. Don't lose hope, don't girlfriend zone people, and don't stop being an actually nice person.

#22119 what are people thoughts on cheating? can people really change or is the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater true?"

#22118 all I want this coming semester is to get laid, I have nothing else to live for or look forward to in life...but sadly I know im too hideous for any female to even hug me or go on a date, therefore I know I will never get laid. my 4 years at msu, if I live to see the end of my four years, will have been the biggest waste of time in my life.

#22117 I think it lost my humanity in the nursing program here. I just got my spring placement, and the clinic is right next to a fellow student. He doesn't have a car, and was hoping to get the placement I was given. There is a big swap thingy we could do, but I've written and discarded the email to him three times. The old me never would have hesitated to give it to him. The new me is a jerk...

#22116 Losing your "best friend" can be a real blessing in disguise. I'm ready for new people and new things! Bring it on 2015!

#22115 He thought it would be funny to draw on my face while I was sleeping...I thought it would be funny to nail all his stuff to the ceiling.