#22130 Elizabeth Mancuso. Oh my god, what a babe.

#22126 Hey MSU! So we started a Vine Channel and you guys should definitely check it out! We all live in Bozeman and our mission is to bring hilarity to you guys! If you wanna laugh your ass off, check this one out and if you like it, why not follow the channel?! We'll be adding new content regularly so keep on the lookout for more! https://vine.co/v/OdhL0JTZ5Qu?fb_action_ids=10205707566311285&fb_action_types=vine-app%3Apost

#22129 When your mom is like "what is Tinder?" So you show her the app. and she starts flipping through the pictures, but she has no idea that what she is doing. Like, 'my daughter will fuck you, and she'll fuck you, and she'll fuck you. My daughter will fuck everybody!'

#22128 Me: Hey, I got a scholarship to University of Phoenix!
Her: It's a coupon. It's just a coupon.

#22127 My ex and I broke off on good terms and still see each other as friends, and I don't even feel awkward for it.

#22125 Fuk the Grammar Nazis!!!

#22124 To anyone who thinks having a nice body will automatically get you girls, it doesn't.

I forgot to add this to the one about me never getting laid.

#22123 I have a better physique than 9 out of 10 guys I see on any given day at the gym, but I spend so much time trying to build myself a perfect body that I never get laid. Because I have absolutely zero game.