Saturday, 10 January 2015 10:26 AM
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#22154 If two people love each other, nothing is impossible. Well, except for deciding where to eat. That's impossible.
Saturday, 10 January 2015 10:17 AM
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#22153 Me: It got weird, didn't it? [Hops away on a pogo stick.]
Saturday, 10 January 2015 10:15 AM
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#22152 Me: [Sees girl. OK, no pressure. C'mon man, you can do this. You've done it before, so it shouldn't be too hard. Rolls head, shrugs shoulders, exhales.] "Hi."
Her: "Hi."
Me: [Nailed it!]
Saturday, 10 January 2015 09:22 AM
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#22151 I'm a nice guy and I get plenty of ladies. Looks like people are gonna need a new excuse!!!
Saturday, 10 January 2015 08:26 AM
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#22150 Currently going through customs even though i was born on this planet.
Saturday, 10 January 2015 08:25 AM
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#22149 They want you to believe the sun is hot. I urge you to ask yourself "Have they ever touched it?" Think about it.
Saturday, 10 January 2015 08:24 AM
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#22148 I just like showing pretty girls a good time. weather Im there or not doesnt matter.
Saturday, 10 January 2015 07:14 AM
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