#22170 I told people I was rooting for the Packers, but I'd love to see the Cowboys win.

#22169 I find it a turn off if a guy drives a dodge truck.

#22168 I automatically think you are an idiot if you like the Dallas Cowboys.

#22167 Where can a guy go to meet ladies that aren't into the whole cowgirl thing. Don't get me wrong, yall are great, but I dunno, that isn't me I guess. I mean I grew up here so I've been around the sort of country life style I guess you'd call it, and I just didn't find it to be me. I'm a total nerd.

#22166 Me: [Tries to get a life.]
Life: I have a girlfriend.

#22165 I stand with France and the Jewish people. #jesuischarlie #jesuisjuif

#22164 You know what trust is? Two cannibals giving eachother blowjobs.

#22163 BACK TO SCHOOL FUCK YEAH!!!