#22186 Who is that girl with the purple hair and bee tattoo? I just want to be upfront and say that I visually enjoy you. Damn girl you fine ;)

#22185 I find girls in sweatpants and hoodies very attractive. I wish I had a girlfriend like that

#22184 I hate romance novels and films but I'd do anything to be the girl with the bull rider in The Longest Ride hot damn.

#22183 Me: What are you getting at Friendly's?
Friend: Cookies and dick!
Me:...
Me:...I don't think that's on the menu.

#22182 I don't get why guys seem to think I'm the type of girl to just have a fling with. I don't act, dress, or say slutty things and I make a point in telling these dudes I am not THAT girl. So my confession....I'm apparently labeled the one-night-stand type without knowing the fuck why.

#22181 I will STOP ignoring or saying "no" to everyone who is a possibility and denying myself the chance at a relationship. If I like them, I will ask them out. Relationships are not a waste of time, because without them we end up alone.

#22180 I'm sorry. Your unkempt bush is too much for me to handle. I know it's wrong to be shallow, and I never want to say anything to anyone that makes someone feel that I'm telling them to change and -because it's just awkward. But anyone who is ok with having a vagina that skraggly (Google search "Demi Moore's Bush" if you need a visualization, except the person in question's is worse); nope. nope nope nope nope. NopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNope.

#22179 Me: [Bitch thinks she runs shit around here... I mumble incoherently to myself as I wash the dishes.] Yes dear?