#22194 When I first got my cat I was afraid to leave it alone so WHEN EVER I left the house I put Aristocats on for the cat. Here I am wondering why my energy bill was so high.

#22193 That feeling when you busted your ass and got really good grades but didn't make the honor roll because you didn't take enough credits ;_;

#22192 MSU has a history of making awkward dating-type events, but this takes the cake.

A dating auction. What is it, exactly? Like Tinder but you have to pay? Not to mention all the heebie-jeebies you get when people are bought and sold. It's probably not as bad as what I make it out to be but damn it's really easy to get the wrong idea.

#22191 In just a moment, I will begin taking this fat mole-chop

#22190 I don't last more than about 30 seconds in the morning especially if I'm A) Not still drunk enough from the night before and or B) Have to pee. Am I ashamed of it? nope

#22189 There's always that one person that gets too attached. So while I'm laying in bed screaming and crying and throwing up because of how badly I want you back, I know that you're sleeping just fine.

#22188 Taking it slow is frustrating. I set a precedence I'm not sure I like anymore. Hey asshole, ask me out already. k thanks.

#22187 If a suit of full knight armor didn't cost as much as a car I'd say we should have a jousting club on campus. I mean, we already have an equestrian team and renaissance faire guys so if by some chance we find something cheaper than platemail to joust with, what would be the problem?