#22202 I like it when I read posts where guys complain about women's maintenance of their bush. Like seriously how screwed up are you that you feel that you can't be in a relationship with them because of that. It's not just a little bit shallow bud, you're on dry land looking at the ocean

#22201 My life is literally going exactly as I want it to right now. This is as close to happiness and perfection I have ever gotten. Yes, I am bragging a little bit.

#22200 As the semester starts, please remember to not be a dick to the TA. 99.99% of the time we are just trying to help you learn. We are not out to get you or screw you over. If you have an issue with the way something was graded just email the TA and cc the professor.

#22199 God did not want me, the devil denied me, even death teased me with her chilling yet comforting embrace, beckoning me come hither yet I got too close, too attached to her. Vague memories of the helicopter blades overhead life flighting me to Pocatello seems like a lifetime ago, yet why do I still live? I should've been in the grave and I feel ever since that day, all I've done is fail. At everything. I try, I give, I do everything I can, give everything that is me, try to improve my life, yet seems like I'm eternally condemned for it. I keep telling myself it'll all get better, my life's about to change, something huge is on the way yet it seems like I'm trying to convince myself to believe a lie. Don't waste your time trying to comfort the inconsolable, I just want to die.

#22198 There is this girl I dig, but I am just super nervous about flirting with her and stuff. I get hella bad anxiety with girls.

#22197 All I want is bang bang bang!

#22196 "The only thing worse than losing is never trying to win."

#22195 Tinder is a good way for me to sleep with WAY too many people. One day I'm going to walk into a restaurant or a coffee shop and realized I've been on half the dicks in the room.