#25132 The sight of women wearing glasses that resembles the look of the sexy schoolteacher/professor turns me on. Time for my tongue exercises if you know what I mean.

#25131 Ladies is it ok to be a thirsty dog every once in a while? Like Pepe le pew thirsty?

#25130 My Girlfriend and I are drawing further apart, but I still love her. She does some things that are very annoying to me, and when I try to tell her about them she yells at me. I don’t want to break up with her, but I find myself with wondering eyes around campus. I would never cheat or anything, but I seem to be thinking of it more and more.

#25129 I'm a guy, and I got a buttplug recently, so when I jerking off tonight I decided to use it and good lord it is amazing.

#25128 If Trump gets elected he sure isn't taking my Indian casino. It's the only poetic justice we have.

#25127 I know that you were going through something really hard. You broke up with me and really crushed me. I know we weren't together that long, but we had something really special. If you feel like you made a mistake please call me. We can work this out. I can't contact you directly because the fear of you not responding is too great.

#25126 Lacie i saw you at the brantley gilbert concert i should have never let you walk out of my life. I havent see you in almost two years. How is it that you took my breath away without making eye contact with me? #sheprobablydoesntrememberme

#25125 The hottest guys rerack their weights.