#22691 To the guys on South 5th sitting on a rooftop in lawn chairs watching people try to pick up the dollar bills you pasted to the ground with feces, you are sick children. Grow up. How do you manage to get through college acting like a mix between a preschooler and a monkey?

#22690 I really want to get one of those text messages when someone tells me they slept with my girlfriend, I'll just respond with "I don't remember giving you a hand job"

#22689 I've literally never seen any of my roommates brush their teeth. I don't even think they own toothbrushes.

#22688 Looking for a girl to watch Firefly with and have amazing crazy sex with, is that too much to ask?

#22687 Nyssa M., you are one stone cold fox!

#22686 It seems that girls on this campus hump and dump more than men do.

#22685 Anybody having a Valentine's Day party?

#22684 I'm an international student and I've never had Valentine's Day. Can someone explain me what is it about and what should I expect from that day? I just want to be aware of people's behavior or reactions.