#22699 I saw Jenna Kuipers (I think that's her name) and instantly fell in love.

#22698 Guess who has five different valentines? This girl. Didn't even have to touch a dick or show a tit. Get on my level. #sorryyourgameislame #iaintsayingsheagolddigger #butsheaintmessinwithnobrokenigga

#22697 I'm not ready for the 50 shades of grey posts that are gonna flood my facebook feed this weekend. If you're going to watch 50 shades of grey, please also donate 50 dollars to Haven, a women's shelter for domestic abuse survivors that helps women right here in montana. Go to havenmt.org and find out where to donate your $50, or how you can contribute in other ways.

#22696 It seems like I'm always alone on Valentine's Day. Even when I was with someone we always had mini-breakups that lasted that whole week. I have never had a Valentine's Day dinner and I've never given chocolates or roses to the one I love. Maybe I'll get lucky and find someone randomly by the end of the week, but it's unlikely. And even if I did, I'm still a broke, lazy, jobless loser who can't even support a girlfriend.

#22695 To the girl with the face that I met last night: You're cute.

#22694 Nick Kasser should be named People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive". He is absolutely gorgeous. I just wish I had the nerve to ask him to be my Valentine.

#22693 I like crackers and snacks.

#22692 If any of you ladies won the Powerball jackpot, and are in need of a good poolboy, get at me.