#22770 I want to get super drunk on Mardi Gras! Who's with me?

#22769 Is it just me or did tinder just get alot more people this weekend?

#22768 I always forget how thin the dorm walls are until I can hear the neighbor's conversation. Sorry about the loud sex at weird hours, guys ):

#22767 I love how the residence halls try to make you do stuff by providing an ice cream party. I live in the residence halls; I can have an ice cream party whenever I want.

#22766 Dear fuck buddy: please stop telling me about your life and family. That's how feelings are developed and I refuse to fall for someone again. You're cute and all but that's not what I'm here for. Let's go back to getting high and having sex, yeah?

#22765 FRIENDZONED AGAIN!

#22764 If you're on the fourth floor of the library, please kindly shut the fuck up. If you want to do a group study thing, go to the second floor. This is supposed to be the quietest part of the damn university, not your private social fest. You're literally standing right next to the freaking "Quiet Study Area" sign. Fuck you. Go away. Btw, props to the guy who was whispering to whoever called him on the phone. You know what's up. Thanks bro.

#22763 If you ever cheat on someone. Don't have it in you to apologize to them to their face. Flip anything around on them like it's their fault. Make fun of them behind their back and try to get support for what you did. You are a clown. You need to take care of that problem. You should be ashamed of yourself. Bottom line. If they still want you back after doing that to them. You're gonna have tremendous regret when your face your own arrogance, and they're long gone. Bottom line.