#22891 Goddamn those tight ass spandex tights tho

#22890 They really should have never made the Hobbit into 3 movies. Or even one. Fuck you Petard Jackson

#22889 Doing group projects by myself sucks. Three cheers for assholes. And another one for crying yourself to sleep.

#22888 I feel like a stranger to everyone here. Life sucks. Dad, you can go fuck yourself. You've ruined me. You've ruined my friendships, my family, everything. Now all I have is Zoloft and Buspirone. I miss my mom so much. She always gave me the biggest boners.

#22887 Thumbs up if ya'll like Toby Keith and buttered up pussy!

#22886 I don't even go here, and I'm making a confession. Here's my confession: Some of ya'll cray cray namsayin' hahahahaha fml i have no friends plz help

#22885 To the man with the plan whose hand is on the land of my pan(handle). Please stop.

#22884 This is for Logan. You know which Logan you are. Yea. Bird Logan. Logan D. I want that D. Yea I do. You know who I am. Or at least I think you do. I'm the person that has been stalking you on your way home every day. I want to kidnap you and attach a car battery to your nipples. Wait no. I'm literally going to do that. I'm going to turn you into a little ham sandwich and eat you, I'll go easy on the tomatoes, but there's no going easy on the mayo. You can bet your golly little cheeks! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 poopy poop