#23140 mod it until it crashes

#23139 Hey MSU! Your parking spaces are big enough to comfortably fit a smart car. And that's it! Do you see any smart cars on campus? No. You see trucks and other big jacked up vehicles Because this is Montana not Southern California. Thanks.
Sincerely, big truck trying to park next to other big trucks.

#23138 I drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry.

#23137 i hate snow

#23136 I can't stand people from California.

#23135 I'm sitting here at the Sola with my uncle having a quick lunch.. You were at the end with a pink apple laptop, highlighting some documents. You were beautiful, and I wanted to come ask for your number and I didn't. No excuse. I go there for lunch every tuesday around noon, i hope to meet you.

#23134 My favorite color is black.
My favorite food is steak.
My favorite animal is the narwhal.
My biggest fear is spiders.
My shoe size is 11.5.
Who am I?

#23133 If you post a rant and expect everyone to agree with you, you're gonna have a bad time.