#23148 I feel like I've kind of trashed my body and I lead a healthy life nowadays, but I am really worried about dying young and stuff.

#23147 Accidentally wore my underwear inside out all day.... o well.... flip them around and clean pair for tomorrow!!

#23146 It seems like I go completely unnoticed on this campus and I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

#23145 I went to Harrison a while ago; you know, Harrison Dining Hall?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I could barely get in.
Then, I looked at the TV hanging on the wall, and it had "wok bar" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Harrison just because it’s wok bar day, fool.
It's only wok bar, W-O-K B-A-R for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some wok bar, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna get one of everything." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you the best wok of your life if you get out of those seats.
Harrison should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes “extra chicken, with extra noodles."
Who in the world orders extra noodles nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "Do you REALLY want to eat it with extra noodles?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra chicken"?
Coming from a Harrison veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green peppers.
That's right, extra green peppers. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green peppers means more green peppers than sauce. But on the other hand the wait time is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you should just stick with today's special.

#23144 To the guy who was driving the older green dodge and blowing smoke on huffine lane today (March 24th). I must say you were pretty good looking. I was driving the red dodge behind you.

#23143 I am looking for a friend. I would love to meet some girls there possibly a book club, or through dog walking, we're going out socially every now and then. I'm not a party girl, though every now and again I will go out. I have a very steady boyfriend, I work two jobs and go to school online. I'm having the most difficult time finding a friend who respects herself and is mature. Does anyone know of any clubs that have this type of friendship?

#23142 I lost my virginity to an escort... And i'm actually really disappointed that I did it.

#23141 It drives me absolutely crazy that people think it's acceptable to post up at the library computers and not use them at all. Go use one of the many tables and desks available throughout the library, so that people like me who actually need those computers can use them, you inconsiderate bastards.