#23188 So for everyone that saw me last night downtown....I am incredibly sorry. Just one of those weeks and got super drunk and aggressive

#23187 And the last clock on the wall
Well she's starting to fall
Yeah but no one seems to mind it at all.

#23186 To the lonely sociopath who keeps trying to get people to argue over dumb shit; grow up and get a life. You epitomize the word pathetic.

#23185 go down to mcdonalds and get you a waahhhburger and some frech cries. you little sissy boy. Def Leppard sucks!

#23184 he loves her and she loves this guy right here and he loves somebody else, you just can't win.

#23183 CMA is having open casting calls at the Mall! Come show us what you got, MSU! :)

#23182 If this campus allows bible belted preachers to spew their beliefs on campus then I think I should be allowed to smoke a cigarette on campus (they both are equally bad for you).

#23181 Want to know something I absolutely detest? People who wear the color yellow. All you do is make me hungry and I want to eat you, you McDonald's eating fuck. Also, who in their right mind would want to wear a shirt the color of one's own excretions. What are we all, little R. Kellies? Disgusting, all of you. It makes me so furious that I want to take a piss on your cat.

Seriously, just wear non-yellow floral print already.