#23276 The sad thing about this is I am like cheryl from archer DX why guys! why do you want a pyshco girlfriend like think about it.

#23275 When your butthole be sweating hard at the gym

#23274 Kids: If you're gonna do dumb shit, don't get caught.

#23273 Baby, it's cold outside..

#23272 Laura Barns is fucking fine

#23271 I am terrified of talking to women. I don't know why. I kind of think it was when I was in middle school. I worked up the balls to ask someone out once, and I was like actually mocked. Been afraid of it ever since. It kind of sucks because I really want to talk to ladies.

#23270 Stop using your delusions/mood swings as a reason to be a lazy little shit. Your problem isn't that you're bipolar, your problem is that you're a selfish child. Real talk - I hate you because you remind me of what I put other people through at your age.

#23269 So, it's likely that I failed, or at least didn't receive a high enough grade in one of my classes for my graduating semester. What happens to me? I know that I don 't get the degree. But what do I do?