#23284 IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY WAR

#23283 I seen some things, man.

#23282 That dang-blasted electric company better cash that check or I'm gonna give 'em some words.

#23281 To the guy rocking the mohawk, MCR merch, and guyliner in the SRO coffee shop:
You, sir, are a specimen.
Keep doing you because damn it looks good!

#23280 You know that whole "You get what you give" thing people say when it comes to interpersonal relationships? Yeah. Not true, at all. I just thought you all should know, if you didn't already.

#23279 Ross - Ross from Bob Wards? What are you wearing? Uh Khakis. Anyways, Ross - you are cute.

#23278 I love it when my roommate leaves dirty dishes in the sink for days... what happened to being respectful of your roommates?

#23277 Friendly reminder that you shouldn't be hating on or bashing anyone in the gym who is overweight or isn't going as hard as you are. You're both there for the same reasons. Good on them for taking the first step to a healthy lifestyle; don't make them feel more uncomfortable than they already do. Walk a lap or two with them, have a conversation, give them some words of encouragement. Keep on keepin' on Bobcats.