#23452 Religion is like a penis. It's okay to have one, it's okay to be proud of it, but please do not whip it out and flash it at people.

#23451 I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

#23450 Whenever I see someone with a mac I automatically think they're a hipster.

#23449 If I remember right there was a confession about how food in the classroom is bad.

Here's my opinion.

If you want to bring a snack or a sandwich or something to class then by all means go for it, good on you.

But if you bring a fucking 3-course meal to class and then start scarfing it down as messily as possible like the little piggy you are then you can go fuck yourself with a rake.

#23448 My confession: I think it is hilarious how the more easy of a life someone is having, the more they feel they have the right to complain and make movements for all the inequality they are experiencing.

Whether they're christian, atheist, or feminist; I'd love to see that person go to an ISIS controlled area.

They can make movements for people in actual situations where their basic human rights are being broken, but to make such movements be about themselves makes them look insane or confused

#23447 The preacher flagged me down to ask what I believe in. My response: Snow. Lots of snow. I pray to Ullr the god of snow. Then I walked away before he could figure out what to say.

#23446 I had multiple girls get ahold of me last night to hook up.... I turned all of them down and instead laid home jerking off to grand porn and pregnant women porn off xvideos. Am I the only one here that'd prefer badly acted video clips over the real deal?

#23445 To the owner of the smart car that parks in the SB lot off college: Fuck You