#23459 Remind me why I bought a parking pass for $169 when the parking lot is full of people without passes because of a concert. It's cool, I dont live here or anything. Thank you MSU for taking care of your students.

#23458 If the Christian Jesus were here today. He wouldn't hang out with over half of you so called Christians. the point of Christianity is what? To be Christ-like, correct? I doubt he was walking around bashing the gays, spending his time with the rich assholes who governed the land he walked on. If he came here today, I'm sure he'd be disgusted.

#23457 I love boobs!

#23456 The Jimmy John's guy with the blue jacket and purple car is damn fine.

#23455 Calling me thirsty isn't even an insult, it's a known fact.

#23465 I haven't watched porn in about 3 weeks. Go ahead and act like you're a fucking saint, but all the real dudes know that is quite a stretch.

#23454 Computer just crashed while I was a couple of hours into my essay. Now I have to write those two sentences all over again.

#23453 Country is in your blood not your closet.. unless your a buckle bunny then it all comes from your closet.