#23468 What gives me the motivation? Nutella.

#23467 to whomever stole my bike today (friday) outside the eps building. you better ride that mother fucker hard otherwise youre just a douche

#23464 I'm kind of sad that I'm done with Biochem because that means I can't stare at this beautiful man with a crazy backpack anymore. I think his name is Andy and he has a crazy backpack. Don't care. Whoever you are, I want your babies.

#23463 when youre taking a shit and try to spit in the toilet but accidentally spit on your dick... no? just me

#23466 I have watched numerous music people at Howard hall walk out of a bathroom stall after (presumably) taking a dump, and then not wash their hands before leaving the bathroom. I love all you awesome band geeks, but PLEASE wash your hands at least after a #2. That's incredibly unsanitary in a building where people often end up sharing pianos, percussion equipment, marching band instruments, etc.

#23462 Why can't you bastards at the gym piss in the goddamn toilet without getting piss everywhere. There are urinals for a reason. There is no reason why I should have to wipe up yall's piss so I can take a dumb. Yall's penis so small that yall can't aim? oookay, rant over.

#23461 Time is the best professor of all...unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

#23460 to the girl trying to do your homework at the park on thursday, we should go on a date