#23492 When I meet a guy off tinder I like to go on a walk and carve our initials on a random tree... it's the most casual way I can think of to let him know I have a big knife

#23491 "You are a slut" said the guy that just asked me to be his booty call. Don't think you know what that word means...

#23490 Natasha Smith... Words fail but I will go ahead & try to sum you up anyway: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. You're a goddess among mortals.

#23489 There are so many reasons I hate the MSU gym. From least to greatest: terrible music, spotty wifi, inflexible contracts (I'm moving away and they won't cancel my contract for 4 extra months), spottily enforced dress code (I was reprimanded for volleyball shorts and the next day I saw a dude wearing a shirt of a closeup of a woman's ass in a thong), inadequate supplies (how expensive would it be to have enough clips for all of the squat and bench press racks?), and one of the two upstairs drinking fountains being broken for going on 3 months. Worst gym on which I've wasted money.

#23488 As a 30something MSU grad, I don't regret any of the crazy shit I did in college. In fact, my biggest regrets are the things/people I didn't do. So live it up and keep posting on here so old people like me can live vicariously through your glory days.

#23487 My freshman year I fell in love. She was amazing litererally everything I ever wanted. Of course she felt absolutely nothing for me. Then I fell for a classmate of mine, surprise she didn't think me worth a shot either. Then is was a friend of mine from high school, who had feelings for me a few years earlier. Alas, she had gotten over such things. Nothing came of it. Last was a girl in my ensembles. I loved her, and I would have done anything for her. But so low was I in her eyes that I didn't even deserve the etiquette of a response. As if I wasn't even human and didn't deserve the time it would take. She's leaving now. I'll probably never see her again. She probably won't even remember me in a year. Every single day I consider ending my life because of the hurt she caused, and she probably won't even remember me.

#23486 I saw Cruzado wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops.

#23485 It's Saturday night at bar 9.. who is the bouncer with the sleeve tattoo at the front?? Oh my gosh, amazing. About 6'0 ft., so attractive...who are you??