#23500 Best part of your roommate not being home is you can realese those earth shattering farts in peace and enjoy the earthquake you just created.

#23499 Attention: A grave disaster was swiftly averted today. A good Samaritan stopped her car to safely escort a duck couple out of the middle of the street and back to the duck pond where they belonged. I chose to give her thanks on the ducks' behalf. Thanks for being awesome!

#23498 I, for one, welcome our new Californian overlords.

#23497 Thank you Yahoo for sending Pure Gold emails to spam.

#23496 Mechanical Engineers, you guys fucking suck

#23495 I like this girl, but I am stupid and awkward, and I'm just going to go eat some dark chocolate now.

#23494 What do you call a wet willy with nipples?

#23493 Will be starting school this fall and I wanted to know how the college life there was really like from the students. I'm from Colorado and I want to explore the northern Rockies, Yellowstone, Jackson WY and everything outdoors around Bozeman. I love country music as well as thier tough independent women who I can't to meet.