#23588 I love this man more than anything! I'm so afraid that my anxiety will ruin everything. It will scary him away, and he's the only thing that makes me safe, and loved. But I freak out with anything and I can see it start to scare him away. Please don't go babe, I love you!

#23587 It's been one year since I went home for the summer. You broke up with me a couple months later and I just kinda brushed it off for a few months. Then it hit. Holy crap did that hurt. But I talked about it and it got better and I thought I had moved on. Now my mind is all over the place and I can't tell what my heart is doing. I can't tell the truth from the lies I tell myself. There are two sides to you and the one I love more than I can describe. The other side is like almost every other person our age, beer and partying and whatever it takes to get that rush, whatever it takes to get that high. If only you were the person you always told me you wanted to be, the person you showed to me and my family and friends.

#23586 People who use the shoulder as a turning lane really piss me off. There isn't a little arrow there. You don't get to just go around people when they stop.

#23585 I like the Chinese food from the mall.

#23584 Dear experiment partner.
I designed the experiment. I created over half of the tests needed for the experiment. I did the instructions, consent form, graded the tests, did the descriptive statistics and statistical analysis, gave you the data so you could write your own paper, and made our PowerPoint for the presentation. I am not going to write your paper for you so stop asking me what I wrote in my intro or my procedure. You were there, stop making me do all the work!

#23583 I fought the Nightman, and won!!!

#23582 Ahhh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them), the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons have driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to tempt your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic. And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.

It has come to my attention that in certain circles, simian-minded individuals are refering to vidcons as 'vid cons', ignorantly placing a space between 'vid' and 'con'. Perhaps their brains have dulled by years of Madden and Quake, rather than mentally invigorating games such as Arc the Lad and Growlanser, because even a child could tell that placing a space between the 'vid' and 'con' in vidcon is perhaps more profoundly philistine than a certain American administration that need not be named. Placing a space in vidcon completely belittles the meaning of the word and displays the user's blatantly miniscule intellect and misunderstanding of the basic precepts of grammar. Vidcon is a perfect marriage of the words console and video game, creating a short and effective portmanteau that quickly and accurately labels mentioned objects and anybody who does not immediately recognize 'vid con' as absolutely outrageous clearly lacks the mental faculties to correctly operate a vidcon other than perhaps FIFA Sports. I make this point because I have recently been belligerently barraged by imbecillic 'vid con' references that unnerve me to no end and have taken it upon myself to correct the damage that your poor Western education (though this is a subject to be discussed on a later date) has wrought upon you. You should personally thank me that I did not see it fit to correct your preponderous mistake in Japanese, because I am thoroughly positive your neanderthal mind would be incapable of deciphering the Hiragana from the Katakana.

#23581 Karissa Ketterling is a goodness amoung mortals. Every time I see her I want to drop to my knees in humility and shame.