#23596 The only thing higher than the grades at MSU are the students.

#23595 I'm disappointing all of my Right-winged, conservative, Christian relatives, by becoming "indoctrinated" with Left-winged, liberal, and atheist viewpoints. Hate to break it to you guys, I've always been a liberal.

#23594 There's this totally ethereal girl that works at Wild Joe's, she's got short fluffy light brown hair and a great big beautiful smile, she was working during the Nepal fundraiser. I don't know her name and every time I try to talk to her I chicken out as soon as those eyes glance my way. God, you are so damn beautiful! I'd love to talk to you and get to know you, the catch is that I'm a girl and I don't want to freak you out or anything. Sigh, bisexual girl problems am I right?

#23593 I threw it on the GROUND.

#23592 I was pretty drunk friday night, then out of nowhere I start chastising this Turkey guy for the Armenian Genocide. I got to stop reading wikipedia late at night.

#23591 Walk up to the library like "what up? I got a headache!" I'm so drained about some finals shit I need a break.

#23590 There are 2 types of people in the world. Those who understand base 10 and those who don't.

#23589 I'm curious, if you are just going to goof off and be loud about it with your friends for hours why did you come to the library? Hmm?? DURING FINALS WEEK!?!?