#23604 Hell is when you get stuck with the idea that you need to fix something that cannot be fixed. Just cut your losses and roll with it. Don't hold onto things that keep you stuck in the past.

#23603 So, I haven't found a house or apartment I'm gonna live in next year, should i sign up for one of the residence halls just in case I can't find a place to live by the time school starts?

#23602 I learn from my negative experiences. Don't be stupid enough to try and take advantage of someone who embraces the dark times in their life. That wouldn't end well for you.

#23601 It's finals week again, how long until someone eats their notecard again?

#23600 There's nothing quite like listening to your roommates get it on, while you're getting ready for your Monday. I guess hump day was moved up a bit this week.

#23599 I don't understand why people clap at the end of a movie in a theater, like who is going to hear you that actually took part in making the movie?

#23598 Guys, are back dimples a turn on?

#23597 Hey, I got an email about some shithead loosening the bolts on people's tires. Why don't the campus police spend more time trying to find them(this is the second time I've gotten an email about it this school year) and less time going after kids smoking pot not hurting anyone?