#23628 Being a guy that rarely parties or drinks and doesn't do drugs, what are some good ways of making friends and also girls?

#23627 Kensey Mikkelsen, I should have asked you out when I had the chance.

#23626 I forgot to bring a towel

#23625 I feel surrounded by brainwashed zombies who I know are intelligent but just accept whatever shit society tells them.

#23624 So in Reid, there is this girl pretty much going crazy saying she has been touched by God and wanting to hit a guy with her water bottle to show God's power. Many of the other people there are trying to review for a final while she is freaking out and yelling about her "experience". Blondie, go somewhere else.

#23623 If something bad happens to you and you respond with "Someone owes me..." or any variation thereof, you are what is wrong with the world. Suck it up

#23622 My question is, why the fuck must they have events in the procrastinator theatre during finals week?! Such bullshit

#23621 Sometimes scanning these confessions, I kinda wonder if I'll be in one. But usually I'm not. Thank God.