#23636 Philip Mango, this confession is for you.
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#23635 The majority of you just suck at driving.

#23634 fellow fat guys, do you get side cramps when you try to wash your assholes in the shower? Because I do.

#23633 I was listening to a guy at Specs smoking while talking about how he doesn't respect overweight people because they don't give a shit about their health.

I'm all for preferred body types and being healthy, I take fitness seriously myself, but the fact that you were smoking while saying that makes you look like an idiot. Work on your own vices before letting others be your problem.

#23632 don't write yourself off yet. Its only in your head to feel left out.

#23631 Hug her right on the torso!

#23630 The good thing about wearing boxer briefs is when you get a boner the bulge is not as easily seen as opposed to if you were wearing boxers, however, the small area available makes the boner feel uncomfortable.

#23629 they serve the vesper martini anywhere in town?