#23708 I could care less about the sex goddammit, I just want a relationship. Though the sex would be nice as well.

#23707 You're goddamn right I beat you to the Philip Mango confession. I was the first, and I'm proud of it.

#23706 Who the fuck is Phil Mango?

#23705 Kyle Brester is one sexy geek, marry me??

#23704 Who the sweet cinnamon cocks is Phillip Mango

#23703 Phillip Mango I challenge thee to a duel!

#23702 I'm coming back to town in a few days to pick up a friend and I wanted to see you but since you're not talking to me after telling me to keep in touch I'm starting to wonder if it's worth it to show up at your place since you gave me the code to get in. Oh yeah, it'll be worth it to come and slap you across the face for being a dick.

#23701 I saw Phillip Mango wearing army pants and flip flops, so.. I bought army pants and flip flops.