Friday, 15 May 2015 08:49 AM
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#23716 When people you know really well accept your request to follow them on instagram and don't follow you back..... Huh. Glad we aren't good friends, I wont have your back ever again.
Friday, 15 May 2015 08:37 AM
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#23715 One Day, Phil Mango took on Chuck Norris, Norris too such a beating he crapped himself. That crap walked away, and is actually Bono.
That's what I heard anyway.
#legendofmango
Friday, 15 May 2015 12:12 AM
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#23714 All you have is now. That's tough to grasp sometimes, but if you wait too long to do something you may never get the chance. Carpe fuckin' diem.
Thursday, 14 May 2015 04:40 PM
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#23713 Why is
#PhilMango only trending now? He's been a stone cold player since high school.
Thursday, 14 May 2015 03:31 PM
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#23712 To the redhead that was eating at IHOP on Monday: You have the best personality and you're super cute!
Thursday, 14 May 2015 01:24 PM
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#23711 Blake and Mac love each other. And wish themselves a Happy Birthday.
Thursday, 14 May 2015 04:16 AM
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#23710 To the guy who wanted that Cheryl like girlfriend from Archer... I'll make a deal with you: I'll be Cheryl if you act exactly like Ron Burgundy.
Thursday, 14 May 2015 02:28 AM
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#23709 I once saw Phil Mango eat ice cream with a fork so now I eat ice cream with a fork.