#23868 I like men who like math.

#23867 That moment you realized you really want sex but the person you wanna do it with is three hours away. #hornyandlonely

#23866 You know it's waaaaay past time to "mow the lawn," when you rip out pubes while taking your panties off...

#23865 I met a guy at country jams, too bad I was hammered, all I have is his name is aaron and he has a tattoo of montana. Can someone help me out?

#23864 phrasing! boom!

#23863 Just got left after 3 years of being together. We got together summer after high school. Ide spent high school in a serious relationship(well, sophmore year when I became interested in boys till prom of senior year). I do not know how to just date. I'm so used to just being in a committed relationship. Dating advice please?!

#23862 So I had a child out of highschool. Me and baby momma broke up. Met a new girl but broke it off in hopes to get things right with my babies mom. But I still always think about the girl I left. Did I make the right choice??? Sometimes jumping out of a plane without a parachute would be nice.

#23861 To the barista at City Brew whose name I think is Shelby, you are absolutely gorgeous. I wanted to tell you that when you brought me my drink but chickened out at the last second.