#24003 Two words that attract me: Raider Nation.

#24002 You're a 9/10 but I'm the one you need.

#24001 I would like to say that i am not gay. I dress nice and I have good hygiene, I take care of myself. I really am tired of people (especially family members) accusing me of being a homosexual. I have nothing against gay people but alas I'm not gay. Thank you.

#24000 I had sex and for some reason I didn't like it.

#23999 So I meet this girl online and she invites me to her home. There we were discussing some of our favorite topics: books, Sports teams, etc. Afterwards we turned on a movie we were enjoying ourselves, having fun, drinking some beers, and then that's when it started. Simple entertainment turns into making out, making it turns into dry humping, dry humping turns into "you wanna come to my room?" Excited, I walked with her up to her room and close the door behind me. I haven't had a one night stand in a long ass time so highways so so anxious to hop on it so-to-say. I turned around and saw her naked I was dropping my pants and tell she said, "before we get started I'mma need about TREE FIDDY to get on wit it." Gotcha motherfuckers!!!

#23998 You've known him for three months, didn't even date him and now you're engaged to him... Wtf is wrong with you? #wow #icantbelieveit #imlosingfaithinhumanity

#23997 Lane C. is single? So you're saying I have a chance? (Hahahahaha if only)

#23996 I am sick of dating, so I am just going to embrace my fate and go to heart of the valley and adopt 12 cats.