#24100 You know, this country is bullshit. Our very first president recommended two very, very simple things to make our lives run smoothly and the country flourish. What were those two things you might ask? Don't have a two party system, and don't get involved in foreign affairs. Whats the first thing we do? Fuck it up.

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#24098 I seriously don't understand why I have to spend money on a parking pass when there's never anywhere to park on this damn campus. What a rip off.

#24097 Two days into the semester and I'm already irritated with bikers flying through stop signs and pedestrians stopping abruptly in the middle of hallways. Get it together, people.

#24096 I could write a book on my awkward sex life. Chapter 1. She pissed on my fucking floor.

#24095 Things freshman need to learn quickly:
You don't need to drive like a maniac
Watch where you're walking/ biking
Ignore service dogs, they're not for you to touch
You don't know everything so be humble

#24094 Make sure to doublecheck your Bank statement after going to the rocking R bar… The waitress decided to tip herself. #shadypeople

#24093 To the rotc girl with the scar on her cheek, you are gorgeous and I would love to talk to meet you.